The Boobie 2 Belly Ratio
Ladies, what is your ideal body weight? Chances are if you look it up on 5 different websites, you will get 5 different answers. And even if you did weigh what you are “supposed to”, would you be happy with your body? Probably not. We (guys included) are all our own harshest critic, picking ourselves apart and wanting that perfectly photo-shopped body that can hardly ever be achieved. Well I’m here to tell you forget it! It’s way simpler than that…. It’s all about the boobie to belly ratio. Here’s the deal: Go to the mirror. Turn sideways. Do your breasts stick out more than your belly? If so, you’re good. If they are the same, you’re ok (you can always fake a little extra with the right bra). However, if it’s the opposite and your breasts are sitting on a shelf called your belly, you should probably hit the gym for a while. It’s as simple as that. There’s no magic weight or dress size to achieve.

Listen, just because you have a gut doesn’t mean you’re unattractive. Most guys like curves! And 6 pack abs are hard to get for anyone! (Seriously, you must have less than 7% body fat to see those suckers!) The woman spending all hours at the gym “perfecting” her body is not a woman who any guy wants. This chick is so overly concerned with her looks and her image that she’s probably bat shit crazy. She may never be happy with herself… Next comes the face lift, lip injections, and anything else to get a guy who will have no respect for her anyway. Believe me, a little “extra” never hurt anyone. Normal is sexy, and normal has a better personality.

Now of course there are limits… And you know what they are. If you feel like you’re wearing an inner tube before you get in the pool, it doesn’t matter how big your chest is. If your idea of cardio is going from the couch to the refrigerator for a snack, you may want to look into upping your routine. If your boyfriend always falls to your side of the bed because it slopes that way….. well you get the point. But those are extreme cases. For the most part the boobie to belly ratio holds true.

Now guys, what do we do about the boobie to belly ratio? Dude, if you’re a guy and you got boobs… C’mon man. Put on your “manssiere”, “bro” or whatever you need to keep those things from flapping around and start running till they go away! Nothing really more to say about that.

Other Stuff
– “Luck is the residue of skill” (This is an awesome quote by my friend’s grandpa.)
– “Find a penny pick it up, all that day you’ll have good luck.” (What a bunch of bullshit that rhyme is. Never has my day been lucky when I picked up a penny.)
– When “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” and challenged Johnny at fiddle playing, he totally kicked Johnny’s ass in my opinion. Johnny owes the Devil his soul. Time to pay the piper bud.
– You know I recently heard the saying that “Good things come to those who wait.” Obviously this is not the first time I’ve heard this saying, and I can see some cases where this is true, but for the most part I totally disagree with this statement. I believe that good things come to those who work for them. The people who work harder, work longer, and are willing to push themselves further than they have before are the ones who get the “good things.” If you put in the same effort over and over again, you’re going to get the same results. As I’ve said many times before: Nothing worth having in this life comes easy. You have to go out and earn it. If you’re waiting for something good to come to you, you’re going to be waiting a long time.

Instead why don’t you go get it? Create new possibilities for yourself! Take chances!

And that’s what I’m talkin aBOOT!