I have some of the best neighbors ever. The whole apartment complex is very friendly. My neighbors are fun, helpful, and have excellent intuition. In fact, their intuition is so strong that one could define it as life saving! #truestory
I think marriages would last if they were short-term contracts similar to professional sports contracts. Think about it: You sign a 3-5 year contract and there is a dual “player option” for an extension. If it’s not working, no hard feelings and you move on. If it is working, you extend the contract. I think this would lead to better communication and better effort by both husband and wife. Heck, if you want to get real creative, we could talk trades and “draft picks.” LOL
– Please note that this is only a joke. I do believe in marriage for life though I have failed at this myself.
Hey, does any one actually “Laugh Out Loud” when writing LOL? Isn’t it more like S2M (Smile To Myself)? Or MAFGWTYSABYHB (Make A Funny Grunt While Tensing Your Stomach And Bobbing Your Head Back)? Are those not as catchy as LOL? I’m just saying, LOL? Hope that LOL guys gets some royalties or something. When I use it it’s usually because I wanted something I said not to be taken too seriously. Every sentence I ever write should end in LOL I guess. (LOL)
It’s March 25th and still snowing in some parts of Wisconsin. It is here I have to mention that I LOVE living “out west” in Phoenix. I’ll tell you what though, we do have our “flakes” around here. Not SNOWflakes, but just flakey people in general. Common courtesy gets lost the more sun you get I guess, I don’t know. I really wonder why that is….
Who had the genius “marketing idea” to have people stand on the corner in a crazy costume or with some sign; waving at people, flipping and twirling the sign, dancing all over the place? Does anyone ever say to themselves, “Hey look at that guy going crazy, let’s go check out what THAT company has to offer!” C’mon man! I’ll tell you what though, if you see a guy jamming to his head phones on a walk or a hike, dancing and singing like nobody’s watching…. It might be me! And you probably SHOULD see what I have to offer.
A while back I started asking my co-workers if they had brought me a Coke. It goes something like this, “Hey ______, how’s it going, I was wondering if you brought me a Coke today?” I started this at work and have expanded it to others I see on a relatively regular basis. Since I started doing this, I have received 17 free Cokes! That’s what I’m talkin aBOOT!
There’s a Rocky marathon going on tonight and I keep flipping back to it. I don’t know if I’m tired or just a pussy, but I get all emotional at points of these movies and this series and weep like a little girl. LOL C’mon man!
No sports this post. I ain’t jinxing anything! -See you cats later.
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